Humor Fortune Cookies
Lighthearted and funny fortune cookie messages to brighten your day.
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Today's Humor Fortune
“An umbrella forgotten at home guarantees sunshine. You are welcome.”
Sample Humor Fortunes
“You will say see you later to someone you will never see again.”
“You will write a to-do list and immediately lose it.”
“Your phone will autocorrect a word to something better than you intended.”
“Your next password will be one you actually remember. A rare feat.”
“The test of your patience today will be a slow internet connection.”
“Traffic will clear the moment you consider an alternate route.”
“The vending machine will cooperate on the first try this week.”
“Today, the right amount of hot sauce will be applied on the first try.”
“Life is like a group project: not everyone does their part.”
“A squirrel will judge you from a tree today. Let it.”
“You will read this fortune and wonder if it was meant for you. It was.”
“Auto-correct will make you say something interesting today.”